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A Must Read for Owners of Camera Phones
By Jeff | June 6, 2007
Okay, here’s the deal. In a round about sort of way, I got caught with my pants down. Literally.
Here’s the story. One day I was feeling a little, shall we say, frisky. Well, that’s a lie. I feel frisky every day, but I guess a little bit extra on this day. So, in a moment of spontaneity and complete disregard for any potential future implications, I went through with my sudden urges. Lying in bed, I took off my pajama bottoms and lifted up my shirt and proceeded to take a picture of my, er, mid-section region (boxers still on by the way) with my camera phone and sent the picture to my wife. I will go ahead and spare you the details of the interaction that ensued.
Moving right along to the point of this embarassing story, about a week later while at work during some idle time, a fellow co-worker, who happens to be gay, was checking out my phone. No big deal. It’s the Motorola V3xx. It’s a new phone and lot’s of people like to check it out. But then I hear this gasp and words that unfortunately may forever haunt me. I grabbed the phone from his hand realizing what he had seen as he says, “Jeff, I may never look at you the same again.”
SON OF A #@$%!!! Stupid Stupid Stupid, next time (if there is one), erase the damn pictures!
Topics: camera phones, gay |
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