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    I Can’t Make this Up

    By Jeff | July 24, 2007


    I can’t make this stuff up, but I wish I would have because it’s damn funny!

     

    Recently at work, I performed my usual routine of logging in to my computer, clocking in, opening all of my necessary programs I need throughout the day, reading my work e-mail, and checking for any updates to the AT&T network. After all that, because Heaven forbid I show up early enough, I took a quick trip to the coke machine to get me a Mountain Dew so that my thirst is quenched until lunch. Well, today was slightly different. After I grabbed my life-blood Mountain Dew, I proceeded to round the corner and walk through the double glass doors that allowed me to enter my part of the building known as Module D. However, as I was walking down the short hallway I heard a voice say, “Thanks buddy,” which isn’t really a big deal because people talk to each other all the time in the main hallway. Then that same voice said, “Yeah, keep walking.”

     

    Umm, is he talking to me? I’m almost at the corner so I can’t turn around now. That’s just ridiculous and a waste of time if he’s expecting me to turn around to open the door for him. I mean, seriously, guys don’t open doors for guys unless its just out of convenience or they are right behind a hot girl. So I turn the corner and hear this, “A-hole!” (Except he said the full version, not just the letter) Yep, he was talking to me. I was actually chuckling because all I did was open the door and walk through. It wasn’t like I slammed the door behind me or purposely closed it in front of him. In fact, I didn’t even know anyone was around me when I went through the door. After a few seconds passed, I looked back to see what kind of a jerk off was all pissed off because I didn’t hold the door for him. There he was. A guy passed by the hallway scooting around in a motorized wheel chair.

     

    Wow! I was just called an A-hole by a guy in a wheel chair. That’s damn funny! I thought the disabled wanted to be treated like everyone else.


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    Topics: handicapped stories, wheel chair, work |

    2 Responses to “I Can’t Make this Up”

    1. Emma Says:
      August 4th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

      Referer…

      One thing you can give and still keep is your word…

    2. Jeff Says:
      August 5th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
      Thanks for your comment even though it doesn’t make sense as far as the post is concerned… hmmm, maybe that’s why it was recorded as SPAM…

      But I’ll keep it!