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    Michael Vick to Publish His Own ‘If I Did It’ Book

    By Jeff | August 30, 2007

    Let me go ahead and clarify that the following information is totally false and is simply a parody of the upcoming release of O.J. Simpson’s book If I Did It. I used Wikipedia as a guide for my information below and added my own editing. The disturbing picture came from US Animal Protection.org with editing by me to resemble Simpson’s book cover.

    Michael Vick Cover to His Own ‘If I Did It’ Book

    Author - Michael Vick
    Foreward - co-written by O.J. Simpson and Mark McGwire
    Illustration - Google Images and ESPN
    Editor - FBI Super Computer with primary function of finding and removing the over 100,000 ‘you know’ phrases found within

    “If I Did It” is a book by Michael Vick, in which he puts forth a ‘hypothetical’ description of his alleged involvement in illegal gambling, for which he declined to plead guilty to, but rather plead guilty to federal conspiracy charges related to the dog fighting ring he ran as well as bankrolling the enterprise that included participation in gambling and killing of animals who failed to perform to expectation. Although the actual release date has not been set, people can expect relatively quick production as he expects plenty of free time in the near future to complete it.

    If I Did It” will be available for preorder for expected shipment in 3 to 5, through Six Year Aberration Publishing. There are unconfirmed rumors saying that the rights to the book will belong to Snoop Dogg since he is the closest representative of the murdered victims alive today. The maimed dogs declined to comment, but did enjoy destroying some football cards with his picture on it.


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    Topics: Michael Vick, O.J. Simpson parody, dog fighting, dogs, parody, spoofs |

    6 Responses to “Michael Vick to Publish His Own ‘If I Did It’ Book”

    1. Jason A Clark Says:
      August 30th, 2007 at 3:24 pm

      Dude, that’s MESSED UP! LOL!

    2. Barrett Laurie Says:
      August 30th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

      LOL! The picture of the dog is gross, but the rest is HILARIOUS! LMAOROTF! That is priceless! Great post! Way to keep it original!

    3. Barrett Laurie Says:
      August 30th, 2007 at 8:46 pm

      P.S. Forgot to tell you! Gave you another award today! Congrats!

    4. Jeff Says:
      August 30th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
      Thanks! I was going for funny, so I’m glad that it worked… :)
    5. YC Says:
      September 1st, 2007 at 11:13 pm

      This is hilarious - especially after reading the OJ book recently lol!

      Love your blog!

    6. Jeff Says:
      September 1st, 2007 at 11:16 pm
      Thanks YC! I appreciate it.