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Cheesy (but Funny) Pick-up Lines
By Jeff | December 19, 2007
I’m experiencing some slight formatting issues that I no longer wanted to deal with tonight, so I switched a few of my planned posts and pushed this one up a bit. After wearing my ThinkBox P.I. costume at work, I felt it was appropriate for the outfit if I were to just throw out an occasional pick up line to some of the ladies I came in contact with.
Nonetheless, I decided to list a few of my favorites here. This is a list of cheesy pick up lines that I think are intended to be more humorous than actual attempts of getting a girl (or boy.) Although, I wouldn’t doubt that if you met someone with the right kind of sense of humor, some might work out pretty well. Who knows?
So enjoy this list and allow me to include this disclaimer: these pick up lines are for entertainment purposes only and should not be used without extreme caution. The actual effectiveness of these sentences cannot be verified or believed to work regardless of how many drinks have been consumed by either party.
Enjoy.
I’m not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!!!
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven, my Angel?
I have only three months to live.
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Now my Top 5!
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.
Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
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Topics: cheesy pick up lines |
December 19th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Those are so bad…they’re good! No, really, they’re not. They’re bad. Don’t use them. They won’t work. Except maybe one of them. Okay, two, tops. I’m not saying which two. Good luck.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:44 am
December 27th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
My husband gave me the three months to live line…it’s been 8 years…
December 27th, 2007 at 10:15 pm