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Rerun Torture - Oh the Horror
By Jeff | January 29, 2008
- ThinkBox P.I. Investigates
- Assignment: Untimely Reruns
- Case ID: Sarah Connor Night
- Case Unsolved
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!
Are you freakin’ kidding me!
We are in a rerun after the THIRD episode of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles! The THIRD week! Seriously!?!? What?! Who do I blame? Is it simply a marketing ploy designed to allow any late comers to view the pilot episode? Should I seek to destroy those involved in the Writers’ Strike? Do I blame the President of the United States for scheduling the State of the Union Address on Sarah Connor night? So many questions and no answers in sight. What is a fake, bad 80s private investigator to do?
Oh, it’s stunts like these that make me want to grab my tv and chunk it across the room. I just want to bash it and smash in hopes that somehow through the cables some network guy will feel my wrath. Well, if tvs weren’t so darn expensive anyway. I admit it. I’m hooked! You’ve already convinced me that you have the best show on. Stupid television producers! They get me hooked on a show with a story that I actually care about and force me to wait another week to see it continued. Punks!
I want to know what the missing pieces are between T2: Judgement Day and T3: Rise of the Machines. I want to know how it all transpires. We know how Sarah Connor dies now, but how does it happen? I mean, now she has to go back in time so that she can die of cancer. How does that occur? It makes the mind boggle. Or is that something that can be changed?
I just want to grab the network producer and hit em’ and kick ‘em and bash the face in. I think I worried my wife a little because she said to me, “Now ThinkBox P.I., I don’t want to see you scooping up the producers and boppin’ em on the head.” (Or did she sing it to me?) And I’m like, “I just want to tie ‘em up, roll ‘em up, and throw ‘em in the pan!” Wait! Those sound strangely familiar. Maybe something from my childhood.
Aaaaaarrrrrrrrgh!
And I’m spent! *there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth*
I guess I’ll go cry myself to sleep since I have to wait ANOTHER entire week for the next episode. If it’s another rerun… Ooooo… let’s just say that I may, or may not, have a spare iron maiden lying around. Judgment day may be sooner for some than others.
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Topics: rerun, sarah connor chronicles, television, terminator, thinkbox pi investigates |
January 29th, 2008 at 8:28 am
You get this worked up over Sarah Connor, God help us when the 8 episodes of Lost that were filmed are done…
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January 29th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
January 29th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Maybe ThinkBox P.I. should look for his taste in television…I think he’s lost it…
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January 30th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
My DVR settings are currently on MXC, PTI, Sarah Connor, Office, Car Poolers and Dallas SWAT. Since I don’t get home until 9pm every night, my tv watching is at an all time low.
regardless, ThinkBox P.I. is always ready for an update - well, except for the hair. Gotta love the hair.
February 7th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Hilarious pictures!
So you mean this COMING Monday is a repeat? Cause I know last week’s was new…
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February 7th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Yeah, last week was new and next week is new and hopefully, if all is right with the world, the rest of them will be new episodes until the season is finished.
Regardless, thanks for letting me know you laughed. I know that I think that I’m funny. It’s always good to hear someone else does as well… LOL