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I’ve got a New Catch Phrase

Okay, if you’ve read much of my posts, you pretty much already know that I’m an idiot. Actually, you’re supposed to think that I’m really funny. I can call myself an idiot because I can. If you call me an idiot, then I’ll get upset and have a little one-to-one with your [...]

Netflix and the Trash Digger

This story starts off with a wonderful little boy named Matthew. He’s a mess, but luckily for us, many of the messes are cleaned up with his help. Which brings me to a crazy thing that happened one day.
First, let me give a little background. There was a time when [...]

The Incident

Let me tell you a little true story that happened to me at work about an event that will forever be known as “The Incident.”
Imagine if you will, me sitting at my desk at work. The easiest way to describe this area is from the cubicle structure seen in the movie “Office Space.” [...]

Another Reason Why I’m not a Man’s Man (blog update)

Well, I’ve gone and done it. I’ve managed to add another item to my previous blog of reasons why I’m not a “Man’s Man.” (Son of a …) Feel free to visit my previous blog by clicking here if you have not read it or if you just want to refresh your [...]

Top Reasons why I’m not a Man’s Man

Okay, first let me go ahead and dispute the notion of any implication that I don’t think I’m a real man, or that I’m trying to get in touch with my feminine side, or even that I may be contemplating delving into any form of alternative lifestyle. Obviously, I realize that by writing this [...]

A Must Read for Owners of Camera Phones

Okay, here’s the deal. In a round about sort of way, I got caught with my pants down. Literally.
Here’s the story. One day I was feeling a little, shall we say, frisky. Well, that’s a lie. I feel frisky every day, but I guess a little bit extra on [...]